July 2012
When I get out of bed before noon
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June 2012
My problem with gay people.
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There are 24 people on the train to go to Pride. The number of Lesbians is equal to the number of straight people plus 4. The number of Straight people is equal to the number of Gay Men minus 8. how many Gay Men and Lesbians and Straight people are there?
When your crush says your best friend is hot...
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When one of my friends asks me to help them move...
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When my friend texts me with fun Friday night...
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I’m just like,
When I dont pay for a single drink all night
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When I hear someone call my name in a crowded bar
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When someone driving a smart car cuts me off
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When I say I dont want another drink
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When I go to a frat party
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When one of my friends wont stop complaining
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When I got my first pair of Louboutins
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When I'm really drunk and have to walk down stairs
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That one friend who always turns a little lesbian...
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When someone compliments me just the right way
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They’re like
And I’m just like
When someone says they're excited to graduate...
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When my roommate tries to wake me up
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My feelings about Katy Perry
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Last year:
Now:
When I\'m driving & someone tries to put on their...
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When I\'m drunk and my best friend says she feels...
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